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Hey, my names Delilah I am 16 years old and live in Canada :) enjoy my blog hope you laugh..sorry if you don't.

shydavestrideer:

ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

this site is the shits

(Source: literalmarveltrash, via frodo-sweggins)

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

(via prissytomboy)

gnarly:

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

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(via dutchster)

rnagicschoolbussy:

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

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BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

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WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

(via fruitlooptyloop)